fleshpound:

a man walks into a bar and the bartender asks “hey why the long face?”

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the man ignores the bartender and orders his drink

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(Source: warchief)

wizcoylifa:

dear coca cola company,

i drank some of your POWERADE drink and im still weak as fuck when will the power begin to kick in? please reply soon, i just sent a mass text to my entire school saying i would beat up the football team this friday

(Source: falcnpunch)

derpycats:

He did this to himself. Then looked at me with sad eyes because I was to busy laughing to help him.

liblyx:

benfoldsone:

okaysizedbangtheory:

you done it

congration

I want this to be my graduation cake, you have no idea.

(Source: stevesfriend)